1. Getting a seat on your morning commute is the highlight of your day.

2. You don't know where your passport is.
3. The last cultural experience you had was an Indian takeaway.

4. Your tan is about as real as Kris Jenner's face.

5. You celebrate hump days.

6. Sunday nights have become traumatising experience.

7. You get OBSESSED with friends' Instagram accounts while they're on holiday.

8. You feel a bit exotic when you eat an egg sandwich for lunch.

9. You keep making rubbish excuses why you can't go.
10. Your wavy beach hair comes from a bottle.

11. You clicked on this blog.









